Wacky Packages

Wormy Packages - Just Dugged Up

Screech Tragic Embalming Tape - You'll Need an M1

Snout - Your Swine Will Shine

KOFF - Rancid Scent

Cheapios - Generally Soggy

Sledge - Rids You of Dirt, Grime and Furniture

Paid Killers

Hairy Potter and the Barber in Phoenix

Fearstone - 

HoboCop

Thefty Crime Sak - Perfect for Crime Sprees

Nestree - The Tea That's for the Birds

Messy Marker

Band-Ache - Strips Off Skin